Just a silly joke 2.0
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Just a silly joke 2.0
Blackseagull Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:48 am
- Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?
- Because they don't want to be called bagels!
- Because they don't want to be called bagels!
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Re: Just a silly joke 2.0
Blackseagull Tue Mar 24, 2009 7:37 am
A man is talking to God.
The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me, it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Sure, wait a minute."
The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me, it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Sure, wait a minute."
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Re: Just a silly joke 2.0
Grodanknorr Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:37 pm
All have bad jokes , but still very funny 
Me isnt good at jokes then i will make a problem for you but hopes you can solve it...
If you have 6 coins and me will try to post a pic, how do you do to make it 4x4 ?
Me isnt good at jokes then i will make a problem for you but hopes you can solve it...
If you have 6 coins and me will try to post a pic, how do you do to make it 4x4 ?
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Re: Just a silly joke 2.0
Grodanknorr Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:44 pm
sorry to say me got a pic but cant upload it 
dont know why...
dont know why...
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Re: Just a silly joke 2.0
Leoric Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:39 pm
Why are there so many Smith's in the phonebook?
They all have phones
They all have phones
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Piratus Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:38 pm
Why does Mexico have such a bad Olympic team?
Because everyone who can run, jump or swim have crossed the border to the U.S.
Because everyone who can run, jump or swim have crossed the border to the U.S.
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Re: Just a silly joke 2.0
Blackseagull Thu Mar 26, 2009 3:27 pm
A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?
B: Yes, of course.
A: Great! I never could before!
B: Yes, of course.
A: Great! I never could before!
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just a silly joke 2.0
mmiimmii Thu Mar 26, 2009 4:29 pm
i know lots of jokes only they be of the BLUE kind ...lol...not fit fer forum consumption...
But here's one fer ya...
What has 12 arms, 12 legs and 12 eyes?
A dozen pirates.
But here's one fer ya...
What has 12 arms, 12 legs and 12 eyes?
A dozen pirates.
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Re: Just a silly joke 2.0
Leoric Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:50 pm
Why do you put bells on cows?
Because their horns don't work
Because their horns don't work
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Re: Just a silly joke 2.0
Blackseagull Fri Mar 27, 2009 8:55 am
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Because the captain was sitting on the deck.
(Joke for Pish xD)
Because the captain was sitting on the deck.
(Joke for Pish xD)
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just a silly joke 2.0
mmiimmii Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:28 pm
How do pirates know that they are pirates?
They think, therefore they ARRRRR !!
They think, therefore they ARRRRR !!
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Re: Just a silly joke 2.0
Tangoose Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:58 pm
I <3 rubbish jokes
What do you call a MExican with a rubber toe?
*shakes head in embarassment*
What do you call a MExican with a rubber toe?
Roberto
*shakes head in embarassment*
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