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Just a silly joke 2.0

Post  Blackseagull on Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:48 am

- Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

- Because they don't want to be called bagels!


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Re: Just a silly joke 2.0

Post  Benke on Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:28 am

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just a silly joke 2.0

Post  mmiimmii on Mon Mar 23, 2009 8:07 pm

ROFL..LMAO...
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Re: Just a silly joke 2.0

Post  Blackseagull on Tue Mar 24, 2009 7:37 am

A man is talking to God.

The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me, it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Sure, wait a minute."
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Post  Grodanknorr on Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:37 pm

All have bad jokes , but still very funny Wink

Me isnt good at jokes then i will make a problem for you but hopes you can solve it...

If you have 6 coins and me will try to post a pic, how do you do to make it 4x4 ?

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Re: Just a silly joke 2.0

Post  Grodanknorr on Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:44 pm

sorry to say me got a pic but cant upload it Sad
dont know why...

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Re: Just a silly joke 2.0

Post  Leoric on Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:39 pm

Why are there so many Smith's in the phonebook?
They all have phones
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Re: Just a silly joke 2.0

Post  Piratus on Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:38 pm

Why does Mexico have such a bad Olympic team?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim have crossed the border to the U.S.
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Re: Just a silly joke 2.0

Post  Blackseagull on Thu Mar 26, 2009 3:27 pm

A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?
B: Yes, of course.
A: Great! I never could before!

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Post  mmiimmii on Thu Mar 26, 2009 4:29 pm

i know lots of jokes only they be of the BLUE kind ...lol...not fit fer forum consumption...Razz
But here's one fer ya...

What has 12 arms, 12 legs and 12 eyes?

A dozen pirates.

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Re: Just a silly joke 2.0

Post  Leoric on Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:50 pm

Why do you put bells on cows?
Because their horns don't work Smile
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Re: Just a silly joke 2.0

Post  Blackseagull on Fri Mar 27, 2009 8:55 am

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the captain was sitting on the deck.


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(Joke for Pish xD)
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Post  mmiimmii on Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:28 pm

How do pirates know that they are pirates?

They think, therefore they ARRRRR !!

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Re: Just a silly joke 2.0

Post  Tangoose on Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:58 pm

I <3 rubbish jokes Smile

What do you call a MExican with a rubber toe?
Roberto

*shakes head in embarassment*
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